NYT : Leno, O’Brien Laugh Lines

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Jay Leno : In business news, chocolate maker Nestlé is buying Jenny Craig.  Well, that says all you need to know about the war on obesity, doesn’t it?  It’s over.  Apparently we surrendered.

Jay Leno : For years they have been saying that because soccer is so popular in Europe that one day it will be popular here, too.  Yeah, that worked out so well with the metric system.

Conan O’Brien : Bill Gates is stepping down at Microsoft.  He says he wants to take some time off and see the country.  Today he bought an R.V. and the state of Arizona.

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