NYT : David Letterman Laugh Lines

Sunday, July 30, 2006

  • Anybody see the big Miss Universe pageant last night?  This was ugly — Miss France was eliminated for head-butting.
  • Saddam Hussein now says that if he’s found guilty, he’d prefer to be shot rather than hanged. But here in the United States, there is a third option — you can move to Florida and play golf.

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