NYT : Leno, Letterman Laugh Lines

Monday, September 25, 2006

Jay Leno : The pope got a pick-me-up bouquet from Salman Rushdie.  Told the pope to hang in there, that this will blow over in another 30 or 40 years.

Jay Leno : Big announcement from Ford Motor Company.  Quality is still Job 1.  However, Jobs 2 through 75,000 have been eliminated.

David Letterman : A beautiful day here in New York City — I want to tell you, this global warming is not so bad, is it ?  But seriously, have you noticed how much nicer the weather has been since we got rid of Pluto ?

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