NYT : Leno, Letterman, O’Brien Laugh Lines

Sunday, October 1, 2006

Jay Leno : Officials in Saudi Arabia believe that Osama bin Laden is dead.  The reason they think he’s dead is that the checks they send him keep coming back.

David Letterman : Have you been following the Saddam Hussein trial over there in Baghdad? That guy is a nut case.  For the second day in a row, he was tossed out of his own trial. … You know, if he keeps this up, he’s not going to be allowed to attend his own execution.

Conan O’Brien : The Washington Post reports that there is a car shortage in Cuba and as a result many Cubans are still riding in horse-drawn buggies.  Cubans say the hardest part is teaching the horse to swim to Miami.

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