NYT : Leno, Letterman Laugh Lines

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Jay Leno

  • Big news in India.  On Saturday they elected their very first female president.  And today President Bush called India.  Not to congratulate her.  He had some questions about his computer.
  • More bad news today for John McCain.  John McCain’s media team has resigned.  But McCain says he intends to stay in the race, according to the campaign’s new media spokesman, John McCain.

David Letterman

  • So many riders in the Tour de France have been tossed out because of drugs, the overall leader is now a delivery guy from Empire Szechuan.

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